Alive and Kicking

Helloooo my drolletjies!

Yehaaa and hip-hip hooraaay I've decided to start my very own blog! Why? Sommer - Last night I've Googled my own name and to my horror discovered that a duck named Petunia Peach is more famous than I am!!! So here's my blog... and here's to Petunia Duck ... I'll soon serve you for dinner sweeeety!!



Maar alle eendjies op 'n stokkie... I think I got the hang of all this whole blogging after this ordeal:

Ok, so there I was, waiting for my daily Bingo credits to renew on Facebook today, when I suddenly realised I was bored.

Now this don't happen a lot, because I'm always thinking of shittypooh and shows and outfits. Creativity always flows, just like my Gin, or Red Wine... (And Yes - I think a lot!!! Maybe that's why I get all these head aches - but luckily I found Grandpa's - dit werk soos 'n bom!)

Anyhooo so I was bored, then I decided, out of the blue - I want to do Blogging! So I got off my butt and went to my walk-in closet and switched on the light.

As I glanced upon rows and rows and rows of shoes, my eyes went slowly from one shoe to another, from the top to the bottom and there in the last row I saw three pairs of sneakers - or Tekkies like us Boere Aunties calls it.

I had to choose between pink Adidoos tekkies, Spike Airs, and P.E.P boutique specials - I choose my Pink Adidoos ones - cauz I love Pink!

After that I had to choose pants... I was about to touch my tighty whities... when I listened to my guides and choose my black ski pants - you know - tho hide the vetrolletjies.

I rounded my look off with my pretty pink boop tube and a pink headband - to keep my krullebolle out of my eyes. My kopkrulle julle vuil-gedagte-mense, for the other I wax!

Anyhoo... about 2 hours and a half after I had the bloggin brain fart - I was dressed and ready for action!!! But then all my soapies started and I got stuck on the couch...

So eventually when it was 7pm, I stood up and ran to the door... I peeked outside and felt the cool winter breeze on my soft silky cheeks... but it was to cold... so I blogged back to the sofa.

Then I decided I want a dora... So I blogged to the kitchen and skinked me a lekker Gin and Tonic, with a slice of lemon. And I blogged back my throne - making sure I don't spill any gin...

And I felt proud off myself. I started bloggin!!! Maybe I'll blog around the block tomorrow, but if one @#$#@ dog barks at me - I'll throw them with my hakskoen!

So one of these days... I'll be thin like Paris Hilton

Love

Petunia @`